Vladimir MAD DOG MAYAKOVSKY was an infamous hitman for Boston Bolsheviks & a well-red Red for the Red Sox. His Stentorian batting-stance revolutionized the game's rhetoric. Primarily a borscht-stop, he also played extreme left field.
Guillaume DANDY APOLLINAIRE was a pioneer of the modern game who Once designed a Cubist Bullpen. A batsman tres bizarre, he could hit with power to any Zone.
MICKEY MAO kept a Little Red Book on pitchers and was famous for hitting "Chinese Homers" off the Great Wall at Yangtze Stadium. A nearly invincible pitcher himself, his Long March from the bullpen to the mound manged the Red Guards, and taught Tai Chi to Ty Cobb.
Pablo CHOOCHOO NERUDA, was a macho pitcher for Macchu Picchu. He set many Marx and was never struck out by the Fascists.
Ezra TY POUND - "Il Miglior Fungo" - was one of the All Time Greats. An arresting Imaigst, he often led the league in stolen biases, and was the game's first Designated Hitler. In addition, he was an excellent coach, and his ABC of Hitting remains an invaluable treatise.
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